He has no tail.
Actually, he has a wee nubbin of a tail, but he doesn't like to talk about that.
Lester has allergies that require him to take steroids.
While he has been able to avoid 'roid rage, he does acknowledge that his muscular physique and lightening fast speed have been drug-enhanced.
Lester loves snuggles, but only in private; open windows, dairy products, and perhaps most of all, boxes.
And when it comes to boxes, as far as Lester is concerned, he's one size fits all.
Watch as Lester demonstrates how to fit oneself neatly into a shoe box.
Precise ordinal orientation is essential to proper fit.
Next one must begin tuck and roll maneuvers.
Achieving body-box synchrony often requires repositioning.
A final tuck and there you have the seemingly impossible: a 12 pound cat in a standard size shoe box.
Applause is not only unnecessary, but annoying.
1 comment:
He's cute!
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