"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown, American Author
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Mini Vacation
Just a couple of hours outside Des Moines and the countryside began to change rapidly into rolling hills. The juxtaposition of greens with the oranges, reds and browns of fall was breathtaking.
We stopped at this scenic view overlooking the Mississippi about an hour from Harper's Ferry, IA., where Effigy Mounds is located. We bought local honey and maple syrup from farm stands here as well.
Melissa and Sarah
Small Bear shaped mound. The monument includes multiple mounds in the shapes of bears and even eagles.
This barge was carrying coal.
It was a great weekend getaway!
The Staff of Life
I bought the currants from my local CSA this summer and dried them. When making this bread, I first rehydrated the currants by simmering them in water. I adjusted a raisin bread recipe from Laurel's Kitchen Bread Book, using currants instead of raisins.
The currants are quite tart, so it completely changed the nature of the bread. I do prefer it with raisins, but the currants made this bread 100% local. Above you see it with homemade crab apple jelly, but I preferred it toasted with chevre.
Friday, September 26, 2008
A Mess of Beans
Michael came home with two bags of ice and in no time, the beans were blanched, bagged and ready for the freezer.
20 pounds of beans = 18 quarts
Who Needs Puzzles?
We have accumulated quite a collection of skulls and other bones during our 20 years as parents, including opposum, raccoon and cow skulls, small mammals from owl pellets, a deer skull and many, many more. I always encouraged the kids to clean up their finds and keep them, because, well, this is the closest I would ever get to living my childhood dream of being an archeologist it's educational.
We've had only one forensic failure, when Stephen placed a dead turtle Sarah found in a bucket of fabric softener instead of bleach solution. It took us a few days to figure out where the stench was coming from.
There was also the summer we bought Stephen a book about identifying roadkill. We spent the rest of the season pulling off of highways and freeways to examine remains, indentify them, and categorize them as "fresh" or "gaggingly old."
The above series of pictures records the girls' recovery of the skeleton and its placement in a weak bleach solution.
See the wishbone?
The assembled creature. Anyone else have any of these flying around in their yards?
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Emergency! Emergency!
It's fake.
Cool, huh?
This is homecoming week at Sarah's high school and each day the student's can dress up to fit a different theme. Monday's theme was E.R. day, when students could dress up like anything in the emergency room.
Sarah looked up how to make fake blood (corn syrup and food coloring) and scars (bubble gum). She created this grotesque wound for herself, along with a blood-stained t-shirt and head bandage.
The first sign that something was a little weird happened as she went into the school building. Why was that guy dressed like the Grim Reaper? That's not something in the emergency room...
Then she discovered her error: it wasn't ER day, it was -er, as in the suffix, day. Thankfully, she's a quick thinker and called herself a murder victim.
Somehow, she was the only kid in the entire school to misunderstand the theme. Fortunately, she has a good sense of humor!