"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown, American Author
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Om, Om Good
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Of pies and personality
I made an apple pie today.
As part of my New Year’s purge and perennial organization plan, I started sifting through the contents of one of my freezers. Yes, I have two freezers, a chest and an upright. After a summer of putting nothing new into the chest freezer, I think I can finally move what’s left into the upright and defrost.
As I started sorting through the remaining sauces, veggies, various meat items, and the occasional “mystery” package, I came across a bag of sliced apples I froze in September of 2009. If I remember correctly, they’re not the best apples in the world, being a result of "The Great Coupon Mania Of ’09".
Back then, one could print off innumerable Target coupons, all for the same item.
And print I did.
Then girls and I would head out to the nearest Super Target, armed with multiple coupons for bananas, breads, and apples... you name it, we couponed it. In September, I found coupons for 1 pound of free apples. So, off we trotted to Target, coupons in hand. We each gathered 1 pound of apples at a time, going through the checkout in a row, paying a couple cents each for our bounty. A quick trip to the car to deposit the goods, and we’d be back in produce before you knew it.
Target no longer has such a lenient coupon policy.
I might be the reason why.
Anyway, the apples turned out not to be such a great deal, being of the tasteless, shipped-in-from-a-million-miles-away, variety. My solution? Slice, sugar, and freeze for pies.
Of course, an apple pie is truly only as good as its apples, so the pies turned out to be somewhat disappointing, but nothing a heft scoop of vanilla ice cream couldn't remedy.
Mmm, there's nothing like a piece of Mom's disappointing apple pie with a scoop of vanilla!.
Let’s just say I learned my lesson and leave it at that.
But this morning, I found myself holding that last bag of disappointing apples. Not being able to throw it out, disappointing apple pie has been added to tonight’s menu.
As I dumped the apples into the crust, I started thinking about the women in my life and their apple pies. I never had one of my mother-in-law’s pies. After 12 children and the life of a farm wife in the '50s and '60s, I think her pie-maker was worn out.
My mom makes a mean apple pie, though it is quite different from mine. Hers has no top crust, while mine has the crumble topping of French apple. Mom’s apple pie is quite sweet; just thinking about it I can taste the syrupy deliciousness of the cooked juices. I don’t think she’s ever used a recipe to make her crust, but it turns out flaky and delicate every time. These days, she thinks nothing of making a pie or two and taking them to the neighbors.
I tend not to be quite so generous.
I remember when my Grandma was going to show me how to make an apple pie. My uncle and cousin were heading out on vacation in their camper and I wanted to make them some treats to take along. Grandma suggested an apple pie and tapioca pudding, two of my uncle’s favorites.
Grandma and I didn’t get along all that well. I spent the summers at her farm house for years, but we never quite clicked. If I remember correctly, Grandma wanted to get it done and I was procrastinating. I think when you were born in the late 1800s and were a farm wife, you learned to get things done - if you put them off, you might not have enough to eat that winter. The consequences for procrastinating were never quite dire-enough for me to change my "I'll do it later" attitude.
Grandma’s idea of teaching me how to make a pie upset me, too. I wanted to make the pie, she wanted me to watch her do it and learn. So I fumed as I watched her make the pie.
Without a recipe, of course.
I was 13 at the time, which might have had a little something to do with our conflict.
Anyway, I remember watching Grandma lay her precisely sliced apples - really, they were all exactly the same width - in a perfect spiral in the crust. She actually laid the apples in the crust one at a time. Slightly different from my slice, stir, and dump method of crust-filling.
Sadly, I don’t remember what Grandma’s apple pies tasted like, though in the image that comes to mind when I think of her, she’s always sitting at the table peeling apples over a tub.
My pies tend to be messy, rather unattractive things. They’re always running over, getting a little too brown in spots, or ending up slightly undercooked. But they always taste good.
I guess you could say I see a little bit of myself in my pies. A little messy on the outside, but worth a second look.
My girls aren’t interested in pie-making. Maybe someday when they have families of their own they’ll ask for a lesson. Or a recipe.
No one ever actually taught me how to make a pie (Grandma's lesson sort of went in one ear and out the other). I kind of ended up figuring it out for myself.
So I guess you can tell a lot about a person and how she makes a pie.
Just please remember one thing.
Don’t use disappointing apples no matter how cheap they are.
Every pie deserves better than that.